Come on, Doctor, I just got back from fieldwork. My arms ache, my legs are sore… Can't we leave this stuff for tomorrow? Pretty please? No? Tsk, stupid hood-head… My Rhodes Island pass is ready...? Ahaha! Just kidding. Right away, boss!

Hey, you awake? C'mon, c'mon, snap out of it! And what's with that dopey look on your face? You said you were dead tired and didn't wanna work, so I told HR you passed out and got you some sick leave. Oh, that smell in the air? Dizzyleaf smoke. Isidro tried some before, and he slept like a log.

Who made this finshit class schedule?! Why do I have to sit in an etiquette class with those stupid little brats? And what in the saltdamned seas is this supposed to be? 'List of banned profanity: salty bastard, inquisition gilipollas…' Hmph, honestly, how is—Ow! Why'd you hit me...?

Doctor! It's been two weeks since I applied for field missions. I was wondering if—What the hell? Three years with a clean record at Rhodes Island first?! Ahem, I mean, come on, can't you bend the rules just a little. Doing bad things in Rhodes Island's name? I would never! So... Please, my most esteemed boss. Help me, O Supreme and Invincible Commander. Oh, I beg you, the Great Doctor!

So much stuff in my room? Not really. Only a bunch of pretty dresses, yummy snacks, and shiny gems. Hey, don't look at me like that! I paid for all this! I just wanna be surrounded by the things I've always wanted. Snuggling up to them helps me sleep at night.

I've slept on beds softer than this one, as well as out in the Salt Flat, and on a ship's deck. I'll never forget how it feels, just like I'll never return to a life on the run. You know what, Doctor? One day, I'll have a nice, big, comfy bed all my own, and that's how I'll know I'm living the good life.

Listen, Doctor. Those Bastards at the Inquisition are nothing more than a school of starving saltfins. The moment they smell blood, they'll lock their dead finny eyes on you and mark you for death. Disgusting! Vermin! Stay clear at all costs! Wait, what...? The little bird I was just dancing with was an Inquisitor?!

Any towns in Iberia I don't know? Pfft! I could show you where all their mayors hide their doblones. So what's this about? Ohh... You need intel but can't dig it up yourselves? And now you're... begging me for help? Hee hee hee hee. Well then, first of all… Address me properly, as Señora Pascuala.

Oye, Doctor, you think I could earn more in Columbia or Kazimierz? I hear those two places have loads of people who'll throw money at anything. The streets are a treasure trove of opportunity! Oh, don't worry, if I do get a big haul, I'll need you there to help reel it in.

*Sigh* Imagine having a whole office to yourself… I wish I had one too…

Hola, everyone, pleased to meet you! I'm your newest operator! Señores Elysium and Weedy recommended this place to me. I hope we can all get along—Hey, Pelirrojito! What's with the pretend puking? You got a problem with me?!

See? Didn't I say I'm pretty good at this sort of thing?

A raise? Excellent! Oh Doctor, you are truly my guiding light, and Rhodes Island is the best company ever. I'll work here until the day I die! So, when's the next raise?

This is just one small step. I'll take another, then another, till one day, everything I ever wanted will be within reach.

Yahoo, I'm here and ready for another day's work!

Hello everyone, I'm your captain for today, so please listen up and listen well!

Careful out there—I'm not that good a medic.

Uwaah! My gosh… Please keep me safe, everyone!

What? Worried I'm not healing them right?

Relax, your operators have been good to me. I still have a conscience, you know.

This here is a good spot. They can't see me.

Check again, it's dizzyleaf smoke. If we can't take 'em down, this'll take 'em out…

Remember to stand inside the smoke, okay?

The smoke won't chase you like a hungry saltfin, so stay put already!

If anyone's severely injured, just let me know and I'll add more herbs to the censer!

Is my smoke toxic?! More herbs won't kill you, so stop whining already!

Wow, it's a privilege to be working with you all!

Not bad. If I hired one of you as a bodyguard, I'd never have to worry about danger again… What? I'm showing my true colors? Oh, you must've misunderstood. What I meant is, I couldn't bear to be apart from you all.

Frigging heartless bastards… You better remember this! I'll be back for my pound of flesh one day!

Didn't expect you to be so loyal, waiting for me like that! Now move it, or we're dying together!

Hmm, this place isn't half bad.

Hey hey hey, ever heard of personal space?!

Oh, it's you, Doctor. Want some water? A snack? Just call me whenever and I'll be there to help.

Arknights.

I don't really get what this holiday's about. What's there to celebrate about time simply passing by? If you ask me, people should celebrate when they get what they want. For me, I'll look back at all the hardships I went through, and cherish how they've become precious things I can hold in my hand.

Hello, Doctor! If you need any help, just give me a shout!

Of course I remembered your birthday! Though I gotta admit, I only memorized it to get on your good side at first, but then... You turned out to be a real great boss, and a true friend too. Here, some rum I nabbed from the salt ship. For you.

Doctor, I hope you and all the friends I made aboard the landship can live the lives you truly want. Heehee, who knows? Next time we meet, I might be rich and famous, coming to sponsor Rhodes Island!