Greetings Doctor. How may I assist you?

Deep Sleep Mode enabled... Zzzzz... Setting advanced config and power interface... Zzzzz…

My racial traits, in conjunction with my infection, may cause me to fall asleep in mid-conversation. Do not be alarmed.

I met Dr. Silence at Rhine Lab. I assisted her with data and risk analysis on a secret project.

Warning! Formatting Rhodes Island database... Don't worry. It's just a joke. Please don't panic.

I recommend you refactor my data if optimization fails to increase my performance. This will improve communication efficiency, and Ptilopsis will... Zzzz...

The way I speak? It is a side effect of Originium poisoning. By no means do I enjoy articulating my thoughts this way.

Warning, system has recovered from a fatal error. Reconfiguring to last normal system boot point. Do not be alarmed.

It is, in fact, quite burdensome to speak in this manner. But this is a necessary measure to prevent the system nexus from being devoured by that other voice. Doctor, if I lose control, please guide me back onto the right path.

System... is now in Sleep Mode...

I am Ptilopsis, former data analyst at Rhine Lab. Please submit your orders via the Command Line.

Reading package data… Installation complete.

Update installation complete. Ptilopsis's system permissions have been revised.

Warning. Reverting Rhodes Island database to previous save state. Time since save state: two years… Just joking. Please calm down. System update complete.

New data used to assemble package build.

Squad leader permissions acquired.

Direct memory access for application map and enemy coordinates authorized. Please stand by.

Tactical support system online.

Program initializing.

Initiation complete.

Arts Unit charging.

Target marked.

Initiating healing process.

Loading complete.

Healing Mode enabled.

Activating Arts Unit.

Even such a challenging scenario couldn't stop you, Doctor. Perhaps one day you will find the solution to the non-deterministic polynomial time problem.

Your logical deduction was absolutely correct. What a perfect calculation.

A number of errors have been detected. Please confirm.

A fatal error occurred during the operation. Reboot the system to proceed.

Is this place like a disk array?

Error occured.

Detecting affection increase for the Doctor within Ptilopsis. Would you like to skip to the next dialogue choice?

Arknights.

Loading… Loading complete. File name: New Year. Date modified: twelve hours ago. Updating entry contents: Doctor, Happy New Year! Your present has been placed on your desk. Open it and take a look!

Date rollover complete. The Doctor is now online. Detecting emotional surge within Ptilopsis.

Zzzzz... Detected passage of the Doctor. What is the Doctor laughing at...? Scanning hairstyle condition of Ptilopsis... Detected three pigtails, five bows, five colored bands, two clips. Assumed to be practical joke by Ifrit... Final assessment: Adorable.