You give Kafka the work that needs doing, Doctor, and then I pass it all on... okay! This's just like how underground gofering goes!

Seeing as you're my friend now, Doctor, you can ask me for anything. Oh, but, apart from lending you my shears.

Rhodes Island's fulla all sortsa people I never met before. Everywhere I go, I sees what I wants. Hm? You're wonderin' WHAT it is I want? That's a secret, y'know. Secret.

Hmm... still can't read your eyes. They're calm as a lake... But there'll come a day when I get your number, Doctor, just you wait!

Doctor, Silence kicked me out againnn! Hard times for a Kafka, sob, sob... huh? I started it by messing up her experiment? Aw, nerts, Silence got to you first... eh-hem, well, good talking, I'm just gonna mosey on out now!

Well, until I can get what I want, I guess I'll lend you a hand. Just lending it, though, okay?

Story goes, I used to live in a real maaad kinda city, dealing with bad people alla the day. But then I came landship-side, and everyone's been some kinda nice with me, even givin' me snacks and all! Mm-hm, and that's why I like it here at Rhodes Island!

...Y'know the secrets everyone tries their best to hide? They're like monsters, hidden in the dead shadows, waitin' for their chance. Beautiful... and dangerous. That's exactly why I do my darndest to collect them! Doctor, don't you got anything for my hoard?

Doctor, if you've ever got a problem, we can always call my 'friends' from Columbia in to help. Though you don't really gotta. One Kafka'll sort out all your troubles head to tail!

Bet you think I'm goofing off right now, Doctor. But I ain't.

Whatcha need me for...? Hey, hey, wait, no bean-spilling, not in front of everybody! Just treat me like a normal gardener, okay?

Just gotta figure what they're aiming for, and I can draw up some counterplans. C'mon, ain't I a wiz?

Seeing as you really need my power, Doctor, just c'mon and say it. Be like Kafka here, all serious and open, yeah?

Gardenin' or fightin', I didn't start doing either for compliments. But having my own efforts get noticed by you and the rest, well, that makes a Kafka real happy.

Wonder what we can harvest this time?

Just leave it to me. I guarantee you're all in for a fun time!

Ah, thinkin' sucks... I guess I'll be listenin' to you, Doctor.

Look at all these naughty li'l saplings. Ain'tcha cute... sit tight and Kafka'll trim ya up.

Hmm?

Kafka, roger!

Right here, I guess.

Hm-hmmm.

Watch your eyes... I see all your weakpoints in 'em.

You're all just hedges who know how to walk.

Lemme break ya right there.

Kafka knows you're scared. Tremblin' li'l bare branches.

Smooth sailin' just like always, Doctor. Alright, makes a Kafka wanna go get 'em!

Man, were those enemies pushovers. If I'd known sooner, I coulda saved a Kafka some effort.

Hmm, guess I gotta be more careful with the pruning next time.

Whaddaya doing, Kafka... you can read their plans, can't you?

Where's Silence's lab, again?

...Whaddaya think you're doin'.

Doctor, Kafka here wants to deck out your office with some bonsai. Don'tcha worry, I'll make 'em look real good.

Arknights.

Doctor, let's build us a snowman! First we roll up two big snowballs. We make the hat kinda round, then we do the clothes reaaal long... Ta-dah, one 'Doctor,' made to order! Oh, I dunno though, feels kinda sad seeing a Doctor all alone on the deck!

What work you got for me today, Doctor?

Doctor, birthday cake for you! See the flowers around the outside? Pure bespoke craft by Kafka hands. Careful you don't lose count counting 'em all, heheh! C'mon, yannow fine work like this ain't no sweat for me and my shears. Not that I got anything against working up a sweat for my best bud—hey, whoa, whoa, paws off! No eating yet! You admire the freakin' thing first!

Yannow, I've been here long enough to see all you Rhodes Islanders are real good people. And nothing gets me more heated than good people getting bullied. So if there's ever any bad guys you just can't handle, you drop me a line. A Kafka's always saving some secret sauce—what, no need? Fine. You're the boss, boss.