Oh, thank you so much, Doc! Why am I thanking you? Heehee, because you just signed… MY PAID LEAVE APPLICATION!

I used to be a troublemaker for hire. People PAY for my epic pranks. The coalition government, the Singas, True Bolívar. I don't care who I work for. Sometimes, I even work both sides. I take care of one job on my way to one place, and the other on the way back. Jajaja! All that ruckus, it was glorious!!

Here, some corn bugles. Want some? No, no! You can't just throw them in your mouth. Where are your manners? Give me your hand, let me show you. First, you put them on each of your fingertips like that, then—Om! Hehe! Thanks for the food!

You call this a weapon? Hahaha, that's so funny. I call it 'Twirly-twirl.' It's a toy my mama made for me. You can throw it out like this, and then it comes back. What? It's too destructive? That's the fun part.

I've been pretty playful ever since I was a kid. I had enough tricks up my sleeve to turn the tables on the bullies, even pulled a few ducats out of them sometimes. I mean, come on, you need a thrill like that to really feel alive. But here you are, working your butt off all day long. Aren't you bored?

Can't hear the rain in here at all.... You know, Doctor, back when I was a kid, rainy days meant I couldn't go out to play. All I could do was stay in mama's workshop, helping her count screws, and listening to the pitter-patter of rain on the sheetmetal roof... But I don't mind days like that. You surprised?

A Liberi dude who calls himself a hottie, a Vulpo car mechanic who does things his way, and my fellow Bolívarian with the huge appetite. Just where did you find all these fun people? I knew I made the right choice joining you guys.

Before I left home, I had a huge fight with mama, all because I caught Oripathy. I have my ways to keep from being a burden to my family, but mama… she hugged me so tight, she said she'd sell everything in the house to get me treated. I've never wanted to admit it, but I guess my life really is miserable.

You know what 'can soccer' is? It's my favorite game! Just take a can out of the ditch or whatever scrap heap, then play ball. Oye wey! What's that look on your face? We may have been poor, but there was plenty of fun to be had. Don't believe me? Come try for yourself!

If you're that tired, how about you hand me all your top-secret documents and get some rest?

Caper, or whatever you wanna call me. Just standing here already proves I'm tough enough, right? You're my boss now, so make sure I don't get bored. And be ready for my surprises.

You saw that move of mine? Hahaha! Their reaction was so funny.

All the officers I know are so desperate for promotion, they do all kinds of dirty infighting. So I assumed getting promoted had to be super fun. Hmph, turns out it's no big deal.

I guess only my mama would be happy to hear I got promoted... It's all the same to me. But If I get promoted high enough to order you around… Heehee, then my head is full of ideas.

Finally giving me a real fun job?

Alright, everyone, don't overdo it! Of course, that doesn't apply to me!

Come on, come on! Let's go!

Twirly-twirl, it's time to play!

My turn now?

What you waiting for? It's gotta be me!

Think you can catch me? That's hilarious!

What should I play with you guys?

Go home to your mama!

Watch out—Here comes Twirly-twirl!

Watch me cut your pants to scraps!

Watch me cut all that hair on your head!

That was such a thrill! Can we do it again?

The No.1 rule of playing a master prank—is to be a prank master first, haha!

That's it? I haven't had enough fun.

Doctor, you go on ahead! I'm gonna play with them some more!

Doctor? Where did my luggage go? You didn't hide it, did you? Pff... Hahaha, just messing with you. I ain't got no luggage.

Whoa~ Need me to keep what you just did a secret?

Try touching my ear. I promise, no surprises... Sike!

Arknights.

I used to always have dinner with my mama on New Year's. She'd get off work earlier than usual, and make me these big fat tacos filled with meat. It's the one day of the year I got to eat so much meat... Hey, don't just listen. Eat up.

Doctor, enough work. Let's play!

Doctor, I'm outta here tomorrow. I really didn't expect to be here for so long, and that I wouldn't ever get tired hanging around you. Rhodes Island's such a fun place. Don't you ever let it get boring. Where am I going next? Haha... A field mission! See ya!