Leader, I left a package at your door, so remember to scan and sign for it when you manage to pull your head out of that stack of documents! Huh, weird... didn't you delegate a whole bunch of work already? How are you even busier than before?

A—Achoo! Wut? Sheesh, my sister just texted to check if I'm good. Nah, overempathy's a pain sometimes, you know? It feels like you've been living in my head, sis. I need some personal space, you know!

Would I be sad if everyone couldn't stay together? Leader, you're overthinking it. Look at it this way: if we went our separate ways all across the lands, then I'd get to meet up with a friend anywhere I went, right? Keeps me on that logistics grind! And it's the perfect chance to throw a party!

How come the shop's still shuttered? Ahh... the disaster repairs will take too long, and everyone's going to need time to get used to the new empathy now that the Law's changed... who knows what the future's gonna be like? Ey, is that an ice cream truck I see? Leader, quick! After it! The future? It's right there, in the new flavor we're about to try!

I always try to stay upbeat in a crowd, no matter the vibes. All the pain and sorrow stop right here with me, while I'll give out all the joy I have... Don't I get tired? Course not, I love hanging out.

Yep, I saw the Sankta 'Lord'. The Lord was talking about stuff like genesis, crisis, future... But eh, it's a whole thing, you know. Who's supposed to keep track of all that? I think the Lord's better off staying put in 'The Saints' Travels', and leaving the future for us to decide!

You found my diploma?! Yeah, I could've become an intercity network expert for the Notarial Hall, or maybe a mobile confessional designer, if I hadn't run off. Do I have any regrets? Duh! But dwelling on them is pointless. If I hadn't joined Penguin Logistics or met you—Nope, not thinking about it!

I didn't expect the halo to light up again after all that. Does it mean our Law and faith had nothing to do with it the whole time? I don't really get it, and we're stuck with it either way. There're no streetlights on our little path, so without the halo, we'd be smacking right into utility poles.

You're asking what's so fun about sitting alone in a confessional? There's oodles of fun to be had, like a maple bar in my hand, the breeze blowing in from outside, the sun shining from on high, it's perfect! Of course, there's you popping up all of a sudden. Even if you're barging in on my private moment, turns out I'm still glad you came to say hi.

Lord, please bless the Leader with a long and wonderful dream, and let that dream... come true some day.

Long time no see, Leader! Radiant as ever, aren't you? If you've got anything that needs delivering in Laterano, you come straight to me!

Relax, Leader. I'm going to one-up my lame old performances in these battle records.

Giving me such a long list? Hmm... I'm not worried about finishing it, of course. I'm worried I might do such a good job that you'll drop all your delivery work on me next time, you know?

Leader, I can tell how important this thing is to you, so I swear on this gun in my hand, it'll reach its destination safely.

Relax, Leader. I'll make sure your package gets there intact. That's not what you're worried about? Oh... I get it now. Whatever you want blown up, I'll wipe it off the face of this land.

Don't worry, just follow me and you'll never get lost, there's no place in Laterano I haven't blown up at least once... Why the face, Leader? It's easier to understand something once you crack it open for a look-see, right?

Need some lighting? All good, this light on my head will illuminate the path ahead... long as it doesn't die out. I don't think it will. Probably.

Get in line for my bullet buffet—!

I knew you'd come straight to me, Leader!

Uh... maybe you didn't come straight to me, but don't forget to pay my fee straight away.

Real estate question: this wonderful realm or a panoramic view of hell—which did you want again?

Okaaay... this is awkward, but I'm the only one who knows how to handle the chaos I created, haha.

Divine judgment, traditional!

Rock n' gospel!

Barrage sky-shattering!

Apple pie, with char siu!

Yes! No place is beyond reach.

Leader, don't forget to invite me out for drinks on your tab, okay!

No biggie. Out of bullets? Get a new mag. Gun jammed? Just use another.

Ahem, I'll compensate any losses suffered during delivery, so just relax.

It's a little messy here... we're prepping packages to deliver—oh yeah! Leader, my hands are all full, so could you cut me some tape?

Oh!

An apple a day means seven apples a week, yay!

Arknights.

Hey, I'm always the one making you laugh, so why don't we switch it up for New Year's? You're awfully quiet, Leader. We've fought side-by-side so many times, I'm sure you know my weak spots. Don't tell me... you don't have a clue what gets me laughing?

Express delivery for you, Leader!

Phew... I drove for two weeks plus straight, and fi... finally made it to your birthday party! Good, good, hah, this means I get to shove your face into a cake before the clock strikes twelve! So don't you hide, Leader! It's an expensive custom job, so it's not going to waste!

Going somewhere new and meeting new friends is fun and all, but going back to your usual turf to hang out with old friends is even better. Going somewhere new with old friends? Now that's the best. So, Leader, wanna go on a trip with me?